New Year’s resolutions

It is customary to provide a list of New Year’s resolutions one is planning to try. How passé.

Instead I will provide a list of New Year’s resolutions I will not be making.

 

  1. I will not be giving up smoking … because I never smoked.
  2. I will not resolve to eat less/lose weight … because I have a horse and the resultant extra exercise and stress means I need more calories, not fewer.
  3. I will not resolve to get a new job … because although the grass is always greener, I know which side my bread’s buttered.
  4. I will not resolve to stop mixing metaphors … because it’s the cream of the bee’s knees.

 

Happy New Year!

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One thought on “New Year’s resolutions

  1. Happy new year 🙂 I love this list haha xxx

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